HORMONES in the HOUSE?

I realize the title has nothing to do with a kitchen table or decorating or sewing.

Does it have to?

I think not.

My H's are raging or sagging or screaming or burning.

I don't know what to do about it.

Peri-menopause has hit.

I'm a sweaty, moody, brain fogged, heart racing mess

at times.

This isn't fair.

What to do?

Do you gals know?

I feel like I'm Wonder Woman one minute 

and the next

I'm could crumble into a heap on the floor.

Fluctuations, you say?

OK.

I get that.

But does anyone have a clue what to do, who to see, how to deal with this?

My female indicator light is ON.

I am woman.

In Native American cultures of the past, the elder women who were going through their change were served and cared for by the younger woman of the tribe.  They got to lay down - like all day long.

I don't have a tribe.

Where do I get one?

Do they exist any more?

Do YOU have one?

And then there's the

Black Cohosh

 Wild Yam cream

Ginger

Ginkgo

 Garlic

Spirulina Algae

  I get agita from ALL this stuff.

Eat your greens.

Eat some protein.

I eat so healthy just standing next to me may cause a vitamin surge.

Exercise.

Burn fat.

Get the endorphins going.

Should I eat some more junk?

More fat?

I love fat and feel great when I indulge in a couple slices of bacon.  My brain gets 'centered'.

Should I go to the drive-thru's a couple times a week?

I really don't want to.  But I will if you say so.

I'm that desperate.

Are there any good books on the subjects or health care practitioners that you'd recommend? 

I'll drive.  I don't care where they are.

I HATE feeling like this.

I'm starting to experience vertigo whenever I go to a store.  Only stores.  Are menopausal women not supposed to shop?  According to NA cultures, apparently not.  They are supposed to lay down.  I can't lay down.  Yet, I want to lay down, just to get the spinning to stop.

I can't remember anything anymore.  I remember my sons' names, sometimes, and who I am.  But things like......what was I just going to type?  LIKE THAT.  Things like that!

I know it may sound funny.  But I HATE this.  And I hate it that I HATE it.  God made me a woman.  Obviously it's part of HIS plan that I go through this.

But NOW.  TODAY.  I NEED SOME HELP!

My doc thinks I'm depressed and should go on some meds.  NOT.  I got depressed when she suggested that, yes?  But I wasn't feeling depressed before.

Then I tried a Kinesiologist.  NOT.  AGAIN.

Drank flower essences until I started to bloom and NOTHING.

NADA.

I'm reaching out to YOU.  You may have an answer.  A suggestion.  Or know the name of a good medicine man.  Leave me his number.

Please!

love you gals,